Do we look familiar? You may be remembering us from our network morning show, Breakfast: The Most Important Show of the Day. Back when we were on television, we held ourselves to a standard of journalistic excellence that we were confident would keep our viewers tuning in to us again and again. Now that we’re on the internet, we promise you, the viewer, that we will continue to hold ourselves to that very same standard of excellence, with the rare exception of any cases in which our new budget and running time make doing so infeasible.

Moreover, we here at Good Morning Internet! vow to establish ourselves as the very best daily internet morning show out there, if there are, in fact, others. So watch us! We broadcast the show every day at 6:30am, but we’ve been told that web-savvy users may be able to watch the show whenever they like! We look forward to being your future resource for all things internet!